[Friday, July 22, 2005]
found smth on the net.
ok.. this is just something i found on the internet...
letter of complain to sg govt!!
Message:
Message: WAH, now day hor, that MOE very kweilan oneman, put wat normal tect, normal actcat, don knowwat espest and specea in secondary school, densome more put wat EM1 and EM3 in primilyschool.Qian hoot man, put put wat specea?u mean the rest not specea la? Kan ni na... lookdown down at people isit? U see, the singer ah-duar, last time work as construstion worker leh youknow? shout untill the voice like saw trout likethat, can go sing u know? siao siao, powerman, open the music bird fly pass also will suddendie. Den now day the TV vision ar, last time playwat "MVP" is it? then sudden everyone start toplaybasketball go to court also must put put gel ar?siao one la ,go there for cat walk isit? nothing to dogo home study la, so can go to specea!Boy wan find gal can go court go find one leh uknow? all the gal sit at the side see yan dao playplay throw throw, den the ball go in out out theyshout like hell like that, siao za bor, kee siao, shotshot shot, mother never teach!And the school teacher now day also very guailan, hier guai lan teachers ar, teacher guai lanstudent, student guai lan back kana go office godrike KoPi with pinseeper.And now the singapore wat to bulid the don knowwat kasino ar... Bulid ka chen better la... beforethat ask here ask there, at last also wan to bulid,bulid bulid two ar! siao siao, too rich isit?aiya, wan to eat people money say la, noneed bulid kasino to slowly eat eat moneyone...they also see those AH-LONG undergroundkasino bisner too good,see already no bad,sobulid big big kasino lor.Say so much my point isthey must thank all the AH-LONGs, should givethem comisson leh... steal ah longs ideas, luckythey no copyright, if not sue sue till die.then the cigreat ar, the packing still must printprintthe disgusting pic, say wat "smoke is bad... dontsmoke", all bluff bluff one laairculliy, print thesething need more money, so when sell GST 5%higher, so gaverment earn more! siao siao, cleverman, can cheat money so easy surly go secreattraing one la...na bei and now u want to incrase the price formovie tickets... government siao one ar! tell usnot to buy pirated VCDs and not to downloadmovies from internet and yet now want toincrease the price... u encouraging us to buypirated VCDs ar? brainless government! PIRACYWAN SHUI!!and then now want to increase the bus and mrtfares... u siao ar.. i as a poly student is payingadult fares leh... u think i print money notes veryrich ar.. na bei.. and the poly fees so expensive...now even transport fares also expensive... likethat how to survive? everyday go out walk ar? Cbgovernment cheating of our hardearn money! noweverything increase here and there... then oursalary got increase anot? stupid government useyour brain and think la.. u think everyone is rich arna bei!So this is my buey song letter to the gaverment,make sure u people spread spread let thegaverment see see ar... Make sure they vomittblood.. no need call 995 la.. they sure die one nohope liao...your seeseelybei song singaporean
its like sooo random.
but it totally reflects on spreans lor... haha.
i bet some of u guys wouldnt even bother to finish readin it !
oh yeah...
im BACKKK.
finallly startin to bloggg again.
well, school started already...
and my class is great..
got some really nice ppl in my class...
hmm. most ppl are nice..
Mosttttt.
but i still miss ma secondary sch friendsss.
oh well.
im damn tired..
ima gunna crash now.
take care all...
<__ | me | __> || 10:28 PM
[Thursday, June 16, 2005]
guess who's back with a brand new post?
*poof*
its me.
duh.
who else did u think it will be.
siao.
read the blog add...
its obvious u can only see HERMAN's posts down here right..
ok.
im gunna start blogging.
that was only the appetiser.
ready?
get set.
go.
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did u make ur wish ?
ok jk.
Well, i just came back from China.
it was..
kinda boring.
actually, it was very boring.
but i bought a few stuffs dere though.
but we had to keep bargaining.
every purchase was bragained.
i improved my bargaining skills ALOT.
really.
next time u guys need a bragainer, look for me ok?
i dun charge expensive.
99.9% comisssion is all i ask.
reasonable leh?
haha.
i know.
i about to go for dinner.
i just finished watching Monster-In-Law on DVD. (courtesy of China trip)
not bad...
but, it made me think thrice about getting married.
i dun even noe if i wanna get married.
i always wanted to settle down .. and establish a family.
but as life goes on...
i start to think more.
do i really wanna get married?
i mean, i always see guys getting married and den complaining that their partner changes drastically.
aiyoh..
women can really be a headache at times.
right stanley?! i KNOW! u are nodding ur head now right! i bet u agree with me soo much.
back to the point...
maybe leading a simple isnt that bad...
i always wanted to be a rich bachelor.
driving my sports car from pub to pub.. hookin up girls.
waaa.
that's life.
hehehehehehe.
but thats not the way...
really.
u have to chuan zhong jie dai u know.
have to carry on ur family name.
mine's Lo. =D
alright.
enuf crappin.
im going for dinner. im having sushi !!
keke.
ciao~
<__ | me | __> || 8:06 PM
[Thursday, May 26, 2005]
days pass just like that.
ok. today im gunna be more emotional...
its around 11:50pm now..
and im freakin tireddd.
i woke up at 7+ k..
lucky tml not working..
or i'll die just cause i wake up too early.
im gunna be the first case in the world to die just cause i have a lack of sleep.
but i dun wana die so soon k..
im gonna turn 17 soon ..
hmm.
its the 26th today..
around....
15 days i think..
muahaha.
but i tink im gunna be in China that time.
with ma family..
but i celebrating my bday nextt ... sunday.
the 5th of JUNE.
anyone interested in coming ? hehe.
pop me a message at 1900-112-6868.
no larh.
its ..
secret.
just to let EVERYONE WITH
GIFTS to know.
im not implying anything lorh.
im not k !
im nOTTT.
ok maybe just a little.
i mean...
everybody luvs gifts wad .. right ?
dun shake ur head.
i can see ur shaking ur head.
dun deny .
its undeniable.
does the word undeniable even exist?
arhhh wadeva.
this is MY blog.
i can use any words i like to.
i just invented another new word.
muahha.
to hell with the Oxford Dictionary.
use the newly improved Herman Dictionary.
its now in all nearby bookstores.
while stock lasts.
aiyoh.. im so bored...
its now 12:05am..
can u believe i took so long to type just a few words ??
hehe.
its cause im on MSN too..
so..
yah.
i have only 2 hands right.
i cant type with my foot right..
but even if i can.
i only have 1 keyboard rightttt.
=DDDD
ok.
im tired.
but i aint gonna sleep yet.
i just ran out of things to type.
HA HA HA.
ok
goodnight people.
sa yo na ra..
<__ | me | __> || 11:49 PM
[Wednesday, May 25, 2005]
Now im back. for real. =P
okok. previous entry was a joke.hahas.was kinda funny though?right??i see some of u laughing already..im good at this..i haven updated for 1 month plus le...oh my gosh.Spider webs everyhwhere !!! HELP !jiu ming arh !!!what the **** ... my mouse just died on me.gimme 1 min. gotta change batteries. cant trust wireless mouse.. argh.*1 min passes*aha. im back.did i take more den a min ??*no. i just said 1 min passes. cant u read?*oops. my bad. chill out though.alright. back to blogging.where was i at..ah yes.the spiderwebs.wad about it... hmm.oh. i havent blogged for 1month+ already.reason ..hmm. caused..i have been busy working part-time..at the parliament house...not as an accused.as a banquet waiter...but i recently stopped working...and now im working at my parents' office.its less tiring here.but more boring.haish. everytime i blog.. it seems that i always cant find things to say.oh yeah !i know wad i can tok about ...lots of people has been asking me ..*** START OF CONVERSATION ***wad school are u going to ?and i reply Shatec.what the **** ?! what the ****ing hell is that ?!oh. its Singapore Hotel Association. i still dunno what the **** ur Talking about. what course?im doing Hotel Management there.what the **** ? hotel management? for wad? so u can be a bell-boy?!uhh. no. cause the hotel industry has a good future? and i always wanted to do this course.HAHA. stop shitting me. a good future ? y say that??the only industry that has hope in singapore, is the Durian industry.u piece of dip-shit.i know. everyone says that. so when does school start.the second week of July.thats long.yah.. cause im in the second intake. the first intake was full.i didnt ask that much right.my bad.
so where's ur school.Bukit Batok.
HOLY **** ! thats ****ing far.yeah i know.
how u gonna go to school.by train of course. or should i walk there?
funny.ok sorry.
alright. i'll stop crapping with u already. ur so full of shit.finally. thought this would nvr end.
wadeva.*** END OF CONVERSATION ***
im good at this .. right?
u so gotta agree with me.
so i believe now everyone who reads this entry knows about my future 3 years.
alright. i'll go now.
bye all.
take care ya.
wahaha.
<__ | me | __> || 3:04 PM
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im back ..
i have so much to say !!!
that's all people!
take care ya?
<__ | me | __> || 3:02 PM
[Monday, April 11, 2005]
oops.
i know !!
i haven updated in like 10 years.
i too lazy !
hahas.
anyways...
some maybe asking: "
eh thought u too lazy den y update now! fag.. "
i have the perfect answer to this qns !
i have my own laptop !
and yes... im on my comfy bed now blogging ...
haha.
i always wanted a laptop...
its a Sony VGN-FS18GP
i LUV it !
it has a 15.4" wide screen ...
1.73ghz
80gb disk space
512kmb ram [ and yes, ur in Herman's blog. not some computer geek's blog ( no offence ) ]
the time is 1:38am ...
i was happily watching the match between Real Madrid and Barcelona when suddenly.
there was a transmission error.
the score was 1-0 when it got cut off.
when transmission was back on, the score was already 2-1.
WTF !
Crap. Pure crap. I hate u SCV.
<__ | me | __> || 1:38 AM
[Thursday, March 31, 2005]
got a job..
ok .
finally got myself a job.
an extremely tiring one too.
u see, im now working at a cafe next to the parliament house.
and..
im kinda like a FUNCTION dinner crew.
its like, everytime theres a function like a company dinner etc.
i'd be there.
its tiring i emphasise again.
i gotta move tables and chairs..
serve dishes..
clear dishes..
send dishes for washing..
blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda ..
and the manager is sooooooooo urgh.
he's so strict.
he dog eye see people low ( in chinese ) !!
he's so fucked up.
maybe its cause the sun has got to his bald forehead.
damn. but the pay..
hmmm..
i would say 6/hr is pretti good for a first-timer as a waiter.
cheers!
to all waiters and waitresses .. may the force be with u !
<__ | me | __> || 12:33 AM
[Friday, March 04, 2005]
hMmmMM...
hahas.
noticed i havent blogged for a really long time!
hahas.
its cause i was avoiding the subject of the Os results.
yeah..
so i flunked my Os.
but so wad...
life still has to go on right?
to all those who did well, grats.
to those who flunked like me, still grats.
im not gunna start the preach like...
"u did ur best already blah blah blah""as long as u did ur best yadda yadda yadda"though i flunked, i will still find a
chu lu !muahaha.
<__ | me | __> || 3:53 PM
.Carmen.